This message is from: "M.Bijster" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). Be >>warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after >>reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997". The following is a >>telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in >>Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic >>Review.....
>>Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I >>dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor >>sunteen??" >>G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" >>RS: "Ow July den?" >>G: "What??" >>RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" >>G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." >>RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" >>G: "Crisp will be fine." >>RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" >>G: "What?" >>RS:"San tos. July San tos?" >>G: "I don't think so" >>RS: "No? Judo one toes??" >>G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes >>'means." >>RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we >>bother?" >>G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an >>English muffin will be fine." >>RS: "We bother?" >>G: "No..just put the bother on the side." >>RS: "Wad?" >>G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." >>RS: "Copy?" >>G: "Sorry?" >>RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" >>G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." >>RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease >>baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" >>G: "Whatever you say" >>RS: "Tendjewberrymud" >>G: "You're welcome" >> >
