This message is from: John and Martie Bolinski <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> I just lifted this from the Draftndrive list. Hope they don't mind my plagiarizing. It was so cute.
Martie > Good Afternoon. > I AM a horse-aholic. I would like to welcome all of you to this month's > meeting of Horse-aholic Anonymous. Some of you are here tonight because a > friend or relative brought you. You may be sitting here thinking that you > are OK and don't really need any help. It is not easy to admit that you are > a horse-aholic and it is even harder to bring yourself to a HA meeting for > help. HA is here to assist you. I have some questions to ask. If you can > answer YES to more than three of the following, you have come to the right > place. > 1. Can you say "sheath" in public without blushing? > 2. Do you drive a big truck with a towing package when everyone else > drives a real car? > 3. Do you have more than one vehicle? One for you and one for the > horses? > 4. Do you spend your holidays going to shows, clinics and seminars > when everyone else goes on a cruise? > 5. If you do go overseas, is it to a riding vacation in Ireland or > to Spruce Meadows to watch the Grand Prix? > 6. Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most > doctors leave in disgust? > 7. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly scraped > boots? > 8. Is your interior decorator State Line Tack? > 9. Was your furniture and carpeting chosen with your horses in mind? > 10. Are your end tables really tack trunks with tablecloths thrown > over them? > 11. Do you know the meaning of _____________? > 12. Is your mail made up primarily of horse catalogs and horse > magazines ? > 13. Do you get up before dawn to ride? Go to horse shows? Clinics? > (but have trouble getting up for "work?") > 14. If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets? Do those > pockets often contain bits of carrot, hay, or sweet feed? > 15. When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of > horse they have and pity them if they don't have one? > 16. Do you remember the name of their horse sooner than you remember > their name? > 17. Do you find non-horse people boring? > If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope. If you > answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble. My advice to all of > you with three or more YES's is to sit back and smile, turn to the > smiling >person next to you, and know that your life will always be > filled with good friends and good horses and it will never be > boring. --------------1170F38AAE054F3938BC22B2 Content-Type: text/x-vcard; charset=us-ascii; name="vcard.vcf" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Description: Card for Martie and John Bolinski Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="vcard.vcf" begin: vcard fn: Martie and John Bolinski n: Bolinski;Martie and John org: Twin Oaks Graphics - Stained Glass Art email;internet: [EMAIL PROTECTED] x-mozilla-cpt: ;0 x-mozilla-html: FALSE version: 2.1 end: vcard --------------1170F38AAE054F3938BC22B2--
