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If equines had high school cliques:


Quarter Horses:  Definitely jocks. Strutting around showing those muscles,
showing off their butts....yeah, jocks.

Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed
blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and
tack.

Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can
watch their spots move.

Arabians: RAH RAH SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say
more?)

Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snot and attitude and any color
of the rainbow....gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.

Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs
hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes,
daring anyone to cross their path.

Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything
from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and
jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.

Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in
the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP
them?

Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit
around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear
Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??).

Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign exchange
student(s). And no one can spell their names either.

Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching
along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.


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