This message is from: Mike May <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Ole &Lena
So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I t'ink its
time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the
hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said,
"Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great! "
Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and he
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor den held up a
little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a
pretty little ting, too...."
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey
Moley Ole, we still ain't done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had youself another boy!" Ole
was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and the their t'ree children
home in the self propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked
Lena, "How come we got t'ree on the first try?"
Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of K-Vy Yelly and you
vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a dam good t'ing I didn't get the WD-40!"
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