Dearest Fluxlist: We have two hundred and eleven things. That's a lot of things and stuff if you care to count up that high. With all of those things, which are all in the same place by the way, you can't help but find that they are all so dirty. Dirty and loaded with filth and especially dirt and stuff are all part of the effect of having so many things. Anyway, now is when we, and the one hundred twenty-seven things are making it possible to clean up the filth; just to keep things cool, you know. We hear that cool goes a long way with the filth. Take our (and also yours) ninety-seven things and head on over to http://nowash.mashica.com/ to do some laundry. Three hundred seven or so loads of laundry are waiting patiently. Patience is one of the one hundred eighty-one things that need cleaning. Dust it off, wipe it clean, look at it in the washer and see the metanarratives drain away like wet mud in a sieve. Grease yer sieve, eratosthenes, with this, password: situicide Get on it with the same procedure as mentioned below (or after, otherwise known as "above" in time-space talking). So look above and below you for eleven new things, divide them by one and itself, and feel happy. You won't be sorry. After all, washing can clean a lot of happiness. a warm welcome and happy washing, .mashica www.mashica.com

