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> Its difficult whom to trust, but there are computers, that dont know about
> Microsofts problems.
February 22, 2000
The Top 12 Bugs in Windows 2000
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2000 by Chris White ]
12> Every time you hit the space bar, hundreds of Ritz crackers
fly out of the CD-ROM drive.
11> The so-called "help" file is really just a collection of
lame "Chicken Soup for the Soul" anecdotes.
10> Refuses to install new programs until you've achieved
"clear" status.
9> You hit "delete" and the guy in the next cubicle is instantly
transported to Albuquerque.
8> In the middle of your fastest game of Minefield yet, the
Stephen Hawking office assistant pops up and says, "It looks
like you're trying to arrive at a Unified Field Theory. Can
I help you?"
7> Incorrect installation of printer drivers launches a nuclear
strike against France.
6> Dreaded "Blue Screen of Death" replaced by less fearsome
"Hamster Dance Screen of Death."
5> Too easy to win new "Whack-a-Reno" game.
4> Default search options include "Body Cavity Search."
3> Replaces hilarious, intellectual, pithy Top5 list items with
crude junior high school humor.
2> Any time you empty the Recycle Bin, NASA loses another Mars
Lander.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Bug in Windows 2000...
1> Changes ".gov" domain to ".bite-me" domain every time.
