err... hello! h-h-hellooo!!! is, is there anybody there? (crrreeeeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkk!) (a door!!) hello - o - oh! oh dear........errm....yes well er, oh dear... (somewhere in the distance someone coughs, a table-tennis ball is heard bouncing across a marble floor, then silence followed by whats sounds like a brick being dropped into a bucket of water) hel-helloooooo! are we offline?
