Thanks for the chuckle Sol.
RA
Sol Nte wrote:
> Hi all,
>
> I'm sending very little e-mail at the moment due to a heavy workload and
> then messing about trying to configure linux on one of my home
> machines.......BTW if anyone has experience of getting old ISA soundcards to
> work under Red Hat please let me know.
>
> Anyway, I just got sent these jokes and thought such drivel appropriate to
> cheer the Fluxlist which seems a bit flat of late....
>
> cheers,
>
> Sol.
> --------------------
> so here we go:
>
> A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender
> promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
> "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
>
> Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an
> electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm
> positive...'
>
> And this one...
>
> A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of meat on the
> ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks,
> "Don't you want to participate in our competition?"
> The guy asks "What's it all about?"
> The barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat
> off the ceiling and you get a free pint! If you fail you have to buy the
> whole pub a drink." The guy replies, "No I don't think so mate............
> .......the steaks are too high!"
>
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