Oh yes, that was the...

Right To Remain Silent Event

Steal something rediculous like somebody's gate
wait for police to show up
remain silent no matter what from then on.

Cecil Touchon Nov. 2, 2000


Roger Stevens wrote:

> ah, but the police then appeared
> and the man found himself a good lawyer...
>
> >Yes but Roger was talking about the Take Gate Event. That could have
> >been in a truck...
> >That's why Roger was sure not to say anything or it would have escalated
> >to the Take Of/f/en(s/c)e Event.
> >
> >Yes... Now let me see, the score was something like....
> >
> >Take Gate - Take Of/f/en(s/c)e Event
> >
> >remove gate
> >put in truck
> >if owner take offense
> >take off fence
> >load in taxi
> >
> >If owner remains silent, only take gate
> >
> >Cecil Touchon 12:48pm Nov.1, 2000
> >
> >
> >
> >Patricia wrote:
> >
> >> Dear Mr. Steven:
> >>
> >> I heard about that fence event, and, as far as I know, he didn't
> >> drive a truck........
> >> he drove a taxi.
> >>
> >> Roger Stevens wrote:
> >>
> >> > Hi,
> >> >
> >> > A couple of years ago I got home from work to find
> >> > a huge, muscular and rather rough-looking man
> >> > unscrewing my garden gate.
> >> > I watched as he put it on the back of his pick-up truck.
> >> >
> >> > I didn't say anything to him
> >> > in case
> >> > he took offence
> >>

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