Roger, you kill me.
>Regarding superheroes...
>After accidentally rescuing planet Earth
>I was once offered the chance
>To become a superhero.
>Unfortunately all the best positions
>Had gone.
>This is what was left.
>
>Liquid Refreshment Machine Repairman
>(A lifesaver on a hot day)
>Mosquito Man
>(Keeps insects at bay)
>Salting Icy Roads Man
>(Saving skidding lorries and cars)
>Confectionery Refreshment Unit Man
>(Saving melting chocolate bars)
>Tadpole man
>(Rescuing frogs from logs)
>Stick Insect Man
>(rescuing stick insects from frogs)
>Ten Pence Down The Back of the Sofa Man
>(Where only the bravest superheroes go)
>And, of course, Supergran.
>(but I don't somehow think so.)
>I could have been Captain Decisive
>But I couldn't make up my mind
>I could have been Captain King of the Hill
>But I didn't feel so inclined
>I could have been Captain Upholsterer
>But I'd never have recovered
>I could have been Captain Apathy
>But I couldn't be bothered
