I wish you would have mailed them to ME!!! What does "mail some of my work
tools ahead" mean, please? Are you leaving the country for Toyland??
XX
PK
allen bukoff wrote:
> Yesterday I packed up three boxes to mail some of my work tools ahead. I
> dutifully listed everything in the three boxes on the mandatory export form:
>
> BOX A
>
> 4 sets children's colored foam building blocks (used; approximate total
> value $10 USD)
>
> BOX B (all used objects; approximate total value $30 USD)
>
> 8 sets card decks
> 48 balloons with strings
> 13 balls (5 koosh, 1 rubber, 2 foam, 5 squeeze)
> 9 eyeball bouncing balls
> 6 rubber and plastic hands
> 3 octopus eyeballs
> 2 octopus fingers
> 1 rubber mouth and tongue
> 7 metal spinning disks
> 4 squeeze puppets
> 2 hand puppets
> 1 rubber chicken
> 2 masks (devil and frog)
> 1 set of gooey eyeballs
> 2 large rubber ears
> 2 "groan" tubes
> 3 sets of goofy glasses
> 3 paper spiral flingers
> 2 Viewmasters with stereo reels
> 1 novelty viewer
> 24 wooden spinning tops and 1 electronic top
> 2 foam dice
> 2 foam boomerangs
> 1 mechanical timer
> 1 whoopee cushion
> 1 electronic laughing bag
> 1 wind-up nose
> 1 stethoscope
> 1 whistle
> 1 blow-up dinosaur
> 2 plastic female statues
> 30 small sheets of colored dots
> 1 pair of scissors
> 75 used "Mr. Sketch" colored markers (in two bags)
> 2 red foam clown noses
> 7 rolls of masking tape
>
> BOX C (all used objects; approximate total value $20 USD)
>
> 5 sets children's colored foam building blocks
> 1 book of optical illusions
> 5 novelty catalogs
> 2 "groan" tubes
> 16 sets chattering teeth (novelty)
> 14 books (used books, used as part of training)-
> 5 "101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions"
> 4 "99 Unuseless Japanese Inventions"
> 2 "Offbeat uses for brand-name products"
> 1 "Clean your clothes with cheez whiz"
> 1 "Polish your furniture with panty hose"
> 1 "20th Century Pop Culture"
>
> Allen Bukoff