Performance for a Sunday Afternoon in Late July in
Gardening Zone 4
Obtain a sizeable piece of watermelon.
On the front porch, or steps, if no porch is
available, eat the watermelon. Plant the seeds via the
time-honored "mouth-blown random sowing method"
perfected in youth.
(Caution: if you hold your breath waiting for the
seeds to sprout, the Fluxsisters cannot be responsible
for any death or brain damage which may occur. On the
other hand, if you should inadvertently swallow a
seed, we are prepared almost unconditionally to
guarantee that a watermelon will not grow inside your
stomach. That is a childish myth; the seeds in reality
get stuck in all the gum you swallowed that's still
inside, just waiting to keep you permanently bent
over, should you be so foolish as to try bending over,
having swallowed all that gum knowing full well what
the consequences would be).
The Fluxsisters
Reaping what they sow since 1999
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