H, On Thu, 12 Dec 2002, Roger STEVENS wrote:
> My friend said, Hello > John replied, Hello > and that was that > Years and years ago a friend of mine was having a pee in the urinals at the Museum of Vatikan when who should walk in but Marcel Duchamp and stood next to him. My friend said: O! Duchamp replied: Hell! And that was that. .... Years and years ago an other friend of mine went to the earthth closet on the beach of Peenemunde, located on the Baltic coast, but the closet was occupied. So, he was waiting. After some time the closet door opened up, and Adolf Hitler stepped out from the cabin. My friend said: Heil Hitler! Hitler replied: Shit! No paper! Even so my friend entered to the closet, and sitting down he felt that the board still kept some warmth of Hitler's thigh. H, a