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On Thu, 12 Dec 2002, Roger STEVENS wrote:

> My friend said, Hello
> John replied, Hello
> and that was that
>
Years and years ago a friend of mine
was having a pee in the urinals at
the Museum of Vatikan
when who should walk in but Marcel Duchamp
and stood next to him.

My friend said: O!
Duchamp replied: Hell!
And that was that.

....

Years and years ago an other friend of mine
went to the earthth closet on the beach
of Peenemunde, located on the Baltic coast,
but the closet was occupied.
So, he was waiting.
After some time the closet door opened up,
and Adolf Hitler stepped out from the cabin.

My friend said: Heil Hitler!
Hitler replied: Shit! No paper!
Even so my friend entered to the closet, and
sitting down he felt that the board
still kept some warmth of Hitler's thigh.

H,
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