There was an record out a while ago, in the 80's entitled something like: "The Wit and Wisdom of Ronald Reagan" (That's probably not it but...)
anyway it was blank, i'm not even sure if it had a groove. i always wished i'd bought it
i've got a 'various' l.p. somewhere, i think it's a some bizarre affair featuring einsturzende neubauten, psychic tv, foetus, marc almond et al which came with a booklet entitled "This Governments Plans for Utopia" (again the old memory....perhaps Sol could nip up to me mam's house and check?) it contained one sheet of blank A4 paper