[AKA Bogor] Fwd: RE: [MMTrisakti2003] FW: Oxford's Latest Definitions?

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 01:35:27 -0700 

Have you got the OXFORD LATEST DICTIONARY... Check
this out !!

 

 

The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the
following words.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through the minds of either

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will
power is defeated by feminine water power

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except
that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills. 

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From: Edi Fijana [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Have you got the OXFORD LATEST DICTIONARY... Check this out !!

 

 

The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.




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