Em 29/07/2011 18:34, Joao Rocha Braga Filho escreveu: > 2011/7/29 Marcelo Gondim<gon...@bsdinfo.com.br>: >> HahaHah essa vai aqui como homenagem para todos: >> >> >> The genesis.log from God's Unix System >> >> #In the beginning was the computer. And God said >> :Let there be light! >> #You have not signed on >> :God. >> #Enter user password. >> :Omniscient. >> #Password Incorrect. Try again! >> :Omnipotent. >> #Password Incorrect. Try again! >> :Technocrat. >> #And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1. >> :Let there be light! >> #Unrecognizable command. Try again! >> :Create light. >> #Done. >> :Run heaven and earth. >> #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> #And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1. >> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2. >> :Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and >> #Unrecognizable command! Try again! >> :Create firmament. >> #Done. >> :Run firmament. >> #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2. >> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3. >> :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let >> the dry land appear and >> #Too many characters in string specification! Try again. >> :Create dryland. >> #Done! >> :Run dryland. >> #And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3. >> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4. >> :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night. >> #Unspecified type. Try again! >> :Create sunmoonstars. >> #And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors. >> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4. >> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5. >> :Create fish. >> #Done. >> :Create fowl. >> #Done. >> :Run fish'nfowl. >> #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that >> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged >> fowl after its kind. >> 0 errors. >> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5. >> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6. >> :Create cattle. >> #Done. >> :Create creepy things. >> #Done. >> :Now let us make man in our image. >> #Unspecified type! Try again. >> :Create man. >> #Done. >> :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have >> dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and >> over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth. >> #Too many command operands! Try again. >> :Run multiplication. >> #Execution terminated. 6 errors. >> :Insert breath. >> #O.K. >> :Run multiplication. >> #Execution terminated. 5 errors. >> :Move man to Garden of Eden. >> #File Garden of Eden does not exist. >> :Create Gard.En. >> #Done. >> :Move man to Gard.En. >> #O.K. >> :Run multiplication. >> #Execution terminated. 4 errors. >> :Copy woman from man. >> #O.K. >> :Run multiplication. >> #Execution terminated. 3 errors. >> :Insert woman into man. >> #Illegal parameters. Try again! >> :Insert man into woman. >> #O.K. >> :Run multiplication. >> #Execution terminated. 2 errors. >> :Create desire. >> #Done. >> :Run multiplication. >> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. >> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. >> :Create freewill. >> #Done. >> :Run freewill. >> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. >> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. >> :Undo desire. >> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. >> :Destroy freewill. >> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. >> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. >> :Help! >> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. >> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. >> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. >> :Create Treeofknowledge. >> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. >> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. >> :Create good'nevil. >> #Done. >> :Activate evil. >> #And God saw he had created shame. >> #Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En. >> #1 errors. >> :Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman. >> #Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again! >> :Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman. >> #Search failed. >> :Delete shame. >> #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. >> :Destroy freewill. >> #Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. >> :Stop! >> #Unrecognizable command. Try again. >> :Break >> :Break >> :Break >> #ATTENTION ALL USERS: SERVER GOING DOWN IN 5 MINS FOR REGULAR >> DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST. PLEASE SIGN OFF NOW. >> :Create new world. >> #You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy old files >> before new ones can be created. >> :Destroy earth. >> #Destroy earth. Please confirm. >> #SERVER SHUTTING DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8 >> AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW! >> #And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6. >> >> Ref: http://www.summum.us/potpourri/humor/genesislog.shtml > > Conheço esta a mais de 15 anos, mas adoro. Muito boa.
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