Lol.
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Subject: Re: [Freed] Freed.in 2009, Feb. 20th, 21st: Getting there together
From: Raj Mathur <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 16/11/2008 13:56

On Sunday 16 Nov 2008, Nakul Batra wrote:
> Please remove me from freed mailing list. I no longer want to
> continue my subscription.

Easier said than done.

I presume that you're aware that joining this mailing list is not 
exactly the same as, for instance, signing up for a 
Google/Yahoo/Hotmail mail account.  There are precedences.  There are 
commitments.  There are pacts.  And there are contracts.

When you joined this mailing list the first thing you did was sign away 
all your rights as an individual and become a slave of Borg.Freed, 
shackled forever to the massive Jagannath that rolls over all 
impediments in its path and eventually emerges victorious, albeit at 
the cost of untold human, animal and specially piscine (ah, those fresh 
trout in Manali!) suffering.  Please go over the mailing list welcome 
message: that contains the details of this contract.  (If you can't see 
it, please either (a) change your glasses, (b) change your eyes or (c) 
change yourself.)  Remember when you cut yourself shaving on the 
morning after joining the mailing list?  That was the Borg.Freed 
extending one of its numerous ephemeral pseudopoda in your direction 
and getting the contract signed in blood.  You have been pwned!  Any 
attempt in the direction of trying to weasel out of this situation will 
be met with a retribution too terrible to contemplate, leave alone 
describe.  Let me just say that it involves hot soldering irons, 
leeches, boiling tar and (surprisingly) milk of magnesia.  Don't ask me 
for details *brrrrr* I get the shivers just thinking about it!

What?!??  You still want out?  *Sigh* OK, you asked for it.  Here's the 
procedure:

- Get lot of black candles, preferably made from fat of earthworms 
gathered under a full moon on the west side of the hill.  You will also 
need a live chicken, some chalk and a bottle of milk of magnesia.

- Use the chalk to draw an inverse pentagram on the floor.  Light the 
candles and place one at each point of the pentagram.

- Step inside the pentagram, holding the chicken in your left hand and 
the milk of magnesia in your right.  Intone, slowly at first then 
speeding up, the following black magic chant:

  Om Money Gimme Sum

- While intoning, open the MoM and slowly sip it.  Continue until the 
bottle is finished.

- Hand the chicken over to the nearest tandoor shop and tell him to 
clean it, make tandoori chicken and e-mail it to 
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

- Sleep.  If you survive the night (if!) you will be free of Borg.Freed 
the next morning.

[Shorter version]

Send e-mail to:

  mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

Regards,

-- Raju
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