--- F R E N D Z of martian --- ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: FW: UUBP Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1999 11:35:46 -0800 From: "J.C.'s Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ------- NAME uubp -- Unix-to-Unix beer protocol SYNOPSIS uubp [- acefghlqy] site DESCRIPTION Uupb allows the user to transfer beer, ale, or other fermented grain beverages between network sites. Using TCP/IP (telecommunications protocol for imbibing pilsners), uubp encodes beer from a local file system into packets suitable for FTP (fermentation transfer protocol) delivery at a remote IP site. Example: % uubp -c"AMBER" -f0.7 -y0 -q2 198.137.240.100 The preceding example sends two six-packs (-q2) of amber ale (-c"AMBER") with a fizziness quotient of 70%, brewed using yeast of type 0 (saccharo-myces cerevisiae) to IP address 198.137.240.100, which is the IP address for the White House. RESTRICTIONS Both source and destination sites must be running uubp-daemon. In addition, local restrictions exist in many areas for the transportation of alcohol across state lines. The Electronic Frontier Foundation is currently involved in litigation to ensure the ability to distribute beer through the uubp protocol according to the 21st Amendment. To support the SIG of EFF devoted to this cause, join the Homebrewers of the Electronic Frontier Engaged in Winning Electronic Independence and Zeroing Establishment Nonsense (HEFEWEIZEN), or send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Be sure to include the entire text of this manual page. NOTES Good luck with your studying and your future career. Send us an Email and let us know how the beer tastes in Belfast! -- Copyright Information: ------------------------- Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece. The work has been submitted to him as an item for the humor mailing list, and he has approved it based solely upon its humor content. The list is nonprofit and can be found at http://www-kzsu.stanford.edu/~dougm _____________________________________________________________ What's hot at Topica? Sign up for our "Best New Lists" newsletter and find out! http://www.topica.com/t/8 -- AppDev Ltd. - Internet Solutions Provider. http://appdev.co.uk/ Cheap, fast, good. Choose two. -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/