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From the ASCII art dictionary, the entry for 'the
Big Bang'
/In the begining there wasnt
much.
| | Then bang,shit started flying out from a tiny point in an explosion |that few have *really* pondered the power of. | A | \ | / | \|/ | <------.------> | /|\ | / | \ | V |gazillions and gazilions of subatomic particles in a highenergy plasma |floodded outward and began to cool.Hydrogen began to form in this soup |of protons,neutrons,electrons and stuff | | . | | | Oo | |large clouds of hydrogen began to condense into stars,gravity crushes |the atoms togather,heat is produced,great pressure forces the hydrogen |to combine into helium and release even more energry feuling the fires |of these early stars. | | \ / | \OO/ | (>)---(wheeee) | / \ \ / | / \ \OO/ (woo hooo) | (>)--' | / \ | / \ |\ / | \OO/ | (>)---(is it just me or is it hot in here?) | / \ | | / \ | | (and crowded too!!!!!) |the added pressure causes even larger atoms to form.them boooooooom |maybe 10 billions years later many of these early stars blow to hell, |sending large more comlpex atoms flying through the universe. | \ / | \ / | ((---(----booooom----)---)) | / \ | / \ |these atoms condense into cloudes and form galaxies and stars and |planets.Somewhere in all this,the earth forms and is very hostile,hot |and no one wants to live there.Then all these atoms start forming |molecules and reacting.After ages,some of these molecules group |togather |forming self organizing and replicating groups.It isnt tooooooo long |and early cells form and thrive in the hostile environment that the |earth provides.A very successfull cell that relys on dna protiens to |replicate |spreads wildly and sometimes it mutates and better cells are |formed,sometimes bad ones form and they dissapear.only the ones good at |replicating live to pass on thier properties to offspring.As time |passes more kinds of cells come and go,and more complex cells and even |groups of cells working togather become more popular.Small animals and |plants,finaly develope.this competitive game of replication and |mutation,that even still exists today in our modern spaceage |world,continues turning out new spiecies and one day we find our |primitive selves wondering around eating worms and making fire.We |humans have very powerfull brains and we start using them to make life |easier.we learn to grow food and hunt animals with weapons.We learn |about resources and how to use them.We also learn how to keep others |away from our resources.We learn how to cooperate and farm in |villages,we learn to communicate.We still dont know much about the |universe so we make stuff up so when kids ask why,we wont look |dumb,looking dumb might mean no nookie so we dont want that.Soon we |start blaming everything on "gods",cause we cant figureout anything |else to explain whats going on,and well,kids will believe anything.Soon |these thoeries about gods become very usefull for controling groups of |believers.there are penalties for dissobeying gods and rewards for |obeying gods.Men use these beliefs to keep women subserviant and |leaders use them to keep men |in fear and control.Men figure out how to write and make books full of |the "Rules that we,uh i mean,god wants you to follow."Non believers are |lovingly killed for thier own good.kings are happy,some kings rewrite |the books to include more convient rules or to exclude unconvient |rules. |Then this Jesus dude comes in and starts ruining all these books,At |least for the Jewish religions now more or less Christians,and does |that piss kings and tax collectors off.Jesus starts telling people that |they can find happyness in thier hearts and not in books of |otherpeoples laws.He tells everybody how they can be free and at the |sametime lead a moral,happy,productive life with out the need to be |slave to the wrote wills of other men.But,Jesus was killed and the |books rewritten even more to make it seem as if he was really saying |one thing when he was saying another.They make him the son of god and |stick words in his mouth.They nail him to a cross and use him to pass |even more propaganda around.Its been 2000 years since and I would |say,They have won so far.But aslong as people keep getting smarter and/ |understanding the truth about the universe things just have to get /"" |better. / /"\"""""""""""""""""""""""\ The end./"o""""""""""""""""""""""""" (o o) \_________/O \"/ \ ____________________ _ /"\ o | | (If snakes could talk) / \(o o) | | (They probly wouldnt) | | \"/ \ | | (waste thier time) | | | | \ _______ | | (trying to get you) | | | | (I agree) | | (to eat apples) | | | | """"""" | | """"""""""""" | | | | \ \_______________________/ / | | \_________________________/ / / ___________________________/ / ####____________________________/ |
