=========================== F R I E N D S H I P =========================== Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Daripada kagak ada kerjaan, mendingan aku kirim jokes lagi, yaaa?? B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Metta Written by an African Shakespeare > > Dear white fella,.Couple things you should know > When I born, I black > When I grow up, I black > When I go in sun, I black > When I cold, I black > When I scared, I black > When I sick, I black > And when I die, I still black. > You white fella, > When you born, you pink > When you grow up, you white > When you go in sun, you red > When you cold, you blue > When you scared, you yellow > When you sick, you green > And when you die, you grey. > And you call me colored? *** source: dewa Suatu hari seorang Arab lewat dan karena lapar ia memutuskan untuk mampir di Restaurant si Jahudi dan memesan sandwich. Pelayan pun bertanya kepada Moshe : " Bagaimana nih, Si Arab nekat mau makan disini ? " Moshe : " Aku tak mau ini menjadi skandal besar, biarkan ia makan dengan bayaran dua kali lipat. " Si Arab pun makan dengan tenang tanpa komplain. Keesokan hari Si Arab mampir kembali dan memesan menu makan siang komplit dengan bayaran dua kali lipat, juga tanpa komplain. Hampir setiap hari Si Arab makan di Restaurant Kosher tersebut hingga Moshe pun bingung. Hingga suatu hari Si Arab membawa banyak temannya untuk makan malam. Di meja lain banyak Yahudi yang makan sambil mengobrol dengan berisik. Moshe pun memerintahkan pelayan untuk menaikkan harga empat kali lipat kepada pelayan agar Si Arab kapok. Ternyata, Si Arab pun masih memuji makanan Moshe dan membayar serta memberi uang tip lebih. Keesokan hari di pintu Restaurant Moshe terlihat papan dengan tulisan berbeda : " Maaf, Tidak Menerima Pelanggan Yahudi, Khusus Untuk Orang Arab. *** source: Cybercheeze There was artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work. He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed. The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do." He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps. "Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your clothes off." [comment: he he he...."kebalik" dari selingkuh biasanya, yah??] *** End of Jokes *** Wassalam, Maju Tak Gentar Milih Presiden Yang Benar - engKoh Fahmi - ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
