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Sorry lama gak kirim jokes... 'Met bahagia tuk CH...ditunggu 'buku manualnya',hehehe...B^D Well,enjoy.... *** Jokes begin *** source: Weekly Jokes A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister." Trying to be funny, the daddy says "Honey, you do have a sister. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door." The little girl thought about this and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?" *** source: Cybercheeze NASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blond. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage drops off. Contact is made: "Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you read us? Over." "Oink, oink, here Pig 1, read you loud and clear." "Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?" "Yes, when we get to the moon, I press the red button to initiate the moon landing. Over." "That's right. Over and out." They go on until the rocket separates its booster stage. "Hello, Pig 2? Come in please." "Oink, oink, here Pig 2, read you loud and clear." "OK, Pig 2 do you remember your instructions?" "Yes, when we've landed on the moon and are ready to leave, I press on the green button to initiate the launch program." "That's right, Pig 2. Over and out." An hour later, when the rocket has achieved the correct speed the last stage drops off as planned. Ground control contacts the astronauts again. "Houston here, Kiki, come in. Kiki do you read us?" "Kiki here, reading you loud and clear." "Kiki, do you remember your instructions?" "Yes," Kiki says, "I feed the two pigs and keep my hands off any buttons." *** source: Daily Jokes Swampy Marsh, the young Australian father-to-be, is waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward where his wife is having their first baby. He is pacing the floor when the nurse comes out and says, "You have a little boy, Mr. Marsh, but you had better go out and have a cup of coffee, because there may be another one." Swampy turns a little pale and leaves. Some time later he phones the hospital and is told that he the father of twins, but the nurse cautions, "There is another on the way, so call back later." At that Swampy decides that coffee is not strong enough, so he goes to a bar and has some beer. When he phones the hospital again he is told that the third baby has arrived and a fourth is on the way. White-faced, he stumbles to the bar and orders a double scotch. Twenty minutes later, he tries to phone again, but he is so drunk that he dials the wrong number and gets the recorded cricket game score. When they pick him up off the floor the recording is still going strong: "The score is ninety-six all out," says the voice, "and the last one was a duck." *** source: Osama t J Pak Inspektur datang dan menghampiri Detektif Ujo, anak buahnya. "Bagaimana, apakah sudah tercium siapa pembunuhnya?" tanya inspektur. Dengan gugup Detektif Ujo menjawab, "Su...sudah, Komandan. Direktur itu dibunuh oleh peragawati cantik yang jadi simpanannya. Tapi..sa...sa...saya belum berhasil menciumnya, habis deg-degan sih...." *** source: Dizzle It sad that the World Trade Centre was under attack by terrorist! But come to think of it, we figured out the theme song for that happenings. Life is too short to be sulking. So... here goes ... George Bush's fav. song..... I Will Survive Osama Bin Laden's theme song..... It Wasn't Me Boston Airport Authority's song..... Who Let The Dork's Out New Yorker's song..... Smoke Get In Your Eyes Song that was played in the WTC..... Baby One More Time Guy that jumped off WTC was singing..... I Believe I Can Fly Pentagon's ex-theme song.....U Can't Touch This Saddam Hussein....... I feel good...... *** source: Ade N Di kantor Pusat PBB, Megawati bertemu KOFI Annan, mereka berbicara sambil minum KOFI, diselingi musik KOFI dangdut, terus KOFI Annan bertanya kepada Megawati, kamu gemar baca buku apa? Mega menjawab: KOFIng HO, Ngomong-ngomong kamu mendukung nggak kalau Amerika menyerang Afganistan? Mega menjawab: KOFIkir fikir dulu laah... Lantas KOFI Annan berkata: KOFINtar amat sih!! === Teman, Nama kelompok Taliban kini menjadi sangat populer terutama setelah tragedi WTC. Tapi banyak orang yang tidak tahu kalau di Indonesia juga banyak Taliban untuk dikirim ke Gunung Kidul yang sedang dilanda kekeringan. Taliban sangat dibutuhkan oleh masyarakat sekitar Gunung Kidul, karena tali ban cocok untuk nimba air di sumur. === Dari zaman Soekarno, Soeharto, Habibie dan Gusdur jadi Presiden, lambang negara kita adalah "BURUNG GARUDA" Namun ketika Megawati dilantik menjadi Presiden, maka lambang tersebut diganti menjadi "KACANG GARUDA" === Dugaan Pers Asing yang menyebutkan Osama bin Laden ada di Indonesia memang sangat beralasan. Bahkan FBI pun sudah menduga bahwa Osama ada disemua tempat di Indonesia dan untuk mengelabui FBI banyak masyarakat Indonesia yang mengaku Osama, salah satu contoh misalnya sbb: Ketika Bambang Waspada ketemu Denok di Surabaya, Bambang berkata: "Saya bekerja di PLN, kalau kamu kerja dimana?" Denok: "Saya bekerja di PLN juga" Kemudian dengan agak berteriak Bambang berkata; "OSAMA DONG!!" "Aku arek Suroboyo lho?" "Lhaa aku juga" "OSAMA !!!" === M A K L U M A T !!!!!!!!!! Enaknya kalo dipijat-pijat apalagi kalo dilumat-lumat ati-ati jangan sampai muncrat ooooh... enaknya makan tomat *** source: Hutch Islamabad: Rudal dari pesawat AS salah sasaran lagi, kemarin diberitakan telah menghantam Gedung Palang Merah International, dan sekarang menghantam Klinik Kesehatan di Kandahar. Banyak kritikan pedas untuk AS mengenai masalah pengeboman yang salah sasaran berulang kali. Wartawan CNN berhasil menidentifikasi pesawat yang selalu salah sasaran dalam pengeboman. Ternyata pilot pesawat tempur tersebut adalah berasal dari Pakistan, Namanya OSALAH YAMAAF *** source: Val Si Mutant dengan penuh rasa ingin tahu mengamati ibunya yang sedang memoleskan krem pembersih ke wajahnya. "Kenapa sih.....Ibu selalu mengoleskan itu di wajah?", tanya Mutant. "Supaya Ibu cantik," jawab si ibu. Tak berapa lama kemudian. ibu si Mutant mengambil kapas dan mengusap krem yang menempel di wajahnya. "Lho kok dihapus, bu?..... Putus asa ya....?" tanya Mutant. *** source: Tontowy Pentagon Fried Chicken Pemerintah Amerika Serikat berencana memindahkan PENTAGON ke lokasi lain, yang masih dirahasiakan. Bekas lokasi kebakaran itu konon akan dibeli oleh pengusaha dari Indonesia, yaitu keluarga besar Mbok Berek, pengusaha ayam goreng terkenal se Indonesia. Keluarga besar Mbok Berek akan memanfaatkan bekas lokasi kebakaran itu untuk usaha rumah makan, khususnya ayam panggang, yang akan diberi nama Pentagon Fried Chicken. *** End of Jokes *** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Online Tbk Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
