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Geezzz...bom di Marriott benar2 gila yaa...!! Terkutuklah orang yang melakukannya...!! btw, pas ada bom di Marriott, gue lagi di jakarta...cuma berjarak 1 km dari situ...tapi ga 'ngerasa' apa2... :( Turut bersimpati untuk para korban...qt doain :-) *** Jokes begin *** source: Lampu Merah Pelaku peledakan hotel JW marriot adalah seoramg pemuda yg kecewa terhadap hasil pengobatan Anunya oleh Mak Errot. Dia mengira gedung itu adalah kantor pusat Bisnis MAK ERROT *** source: Daily Jokes A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful?'" she asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. === Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic woman chimes in, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace.'" This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'" Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well...?" To which she smugly replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God....'" === The hillbilly woman went to the hospital to have her first child. A year later she was back for a second child. The next year, almost like clockwork, she was back for her third child. The hospital staff naturally began to expect her, and she was there, just like clockwork. In the twelfth year - she didn't show, and the staff wondered what happened... A couple of years later she shows up, but she's not pregnant. The hospital staff wondered what happened - did her husband die, or what? When asked why she hadn't been there having a baby the past couple of years, she replied "No, no more. Found out what was causin' it." *** source: lupa...:p Seorang pria sedang menyetir mobilnya di jalan raya saat dia memperhatikan seekor ayam berlari-lari tepat di samping mobilnya. Dia terheran-heran melihat ayam yang dapat berlari mengejar mobil yang dikendarainya dengan kecepatan 50 km/jam. Pria itu menaikkan kecepatan menjadi 60 km/jam, dan ayam itu masih berada di samping mobilnya. Dia menaikkan kecepatan menjadi 75 km/jam, dan ayam itu bahkan berhasil melampauinya. Pria itu memperhatikan bahwa ayam itu ternyata berkaki tiga. Pria itu mengikuti kemana larinya ayam itu dan akhirnya dia pun sampai di sebuah peternakan. Dia keluar dari mobil dan melihat bahwa semua ayam di peternakan itu berkaki tiga. Pria itu bertanya kepada si peternak, "Apa yang terjadi dengan ayam2 ini?" Peternak itu menjawab, "Uhmm, banyak orang suka makan kaki ayam. Karena itu saya mengembangbiakkan ayam berkaki tiga. Saya akan menjadi seorang milyarder." Pria itu bertanya lagi, "Bagaimana rasa ayam itu, apakah enak?" Peternak itu menjawab, "Nah itu masalahnya, sampai saat ini saya belum dapat menangkap satu ekor pun." *** source: lupa (juga) :p 13 alasan enaknya jadi bawahan 1. Tidak diminta teladan, karena teladan datangnya dari atasan. 2. Tidak perlu malu ke kantor naik bus kota. 3. Tidak pusing mikirin gaji atasan. 4. Jarang kena gosip ada main dengan sekretaris pribadi. 5. Jarang ditelepon istri. 6. Gajinya sudah jelas, jadi gampang mengaturnya. 7. Se-waktu² bisa mendemo bosnya. Sampai saat ini, belum ada bos mendemo bawahan. 8. Waktu kerjanya jelas. Kalau kelebihan dianggap lembur. 9. Bisa menggosipi bosnya. 10. Bisa berharap, suatu hari jadi atasan. Namun bagi atasan, mimpi pun tidak berani untuk jadi bawahan. 11. Nasibnya diperhatikan pemerintah. Kalau bos belum pernah kan di-singgung² mengenai UMR-nya. 12. Biasanya tahu skandal bosnya, tapi ngga berani ngomong. Sementara sang bos jarang yang tahu kisah asmara bawahannya. 13. Pokoknya, selama tidak ngomongin mobil, rumah, kolusi, surat sakti, dan penggelapan pajak, jadi bawahan ada enaknya. *** End of Jokes *** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Online Tbk Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
