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*** Jokes begin *** source: Mutan HOMO MENYATAKAN CINTA... Di suatu komplek perumahan di kawasan Menteng ada seorang homo yang bernama Alex. Suatu hari tiba-tiba dia melihat seorang cowok yang ganteng abis dan pindah tepat disebelah rumahnya. "Woww....ganteng benerrr tuh lekong...akika mawar doongg!", kata si Alex dalam hati. Alex kesenangan bangeet dia punya tetangga ganteng. Keesokan harinya Alex terus perhatiin tuh cowok dan dia semakin jatuh cinta. Tapi dia tidak tahu bagaimana menyatakannya. Selidik demi selidik ternyata tuh cowok seorang dokter. "Wah...kesempatan nih untuk kenalan sama tuh cowok", pikir si Alex. Alex kemudian pergi ke tetangganya itu dan mengetok pintu.. tok..tok..tok dan kemudian si dokter membukakan pintu. Alex : "Hallo dok, nama saya Alex dan saya tinggal disebelah dokter". Dokter : "Oh..ya..silakan masuk.. eh....." dan si Alex langsung memotong Alex : " dok..dok saya kok tiap malam susah tidur ya....dan kadang- kadang merasa agak pusing, tolong periksa dong dok." sambil menarik tangannya si dokter. Dokter : "Ya..ya...coba buka mulutnya dan saya periksa" Alex : "buka baju ya..dok agar enak periksanya" Dokter : nggak perlu......saya cukup periksa saja dari luar" Dan akhirnya sih dokter hanya memberikan vitamin ke Alex. Alex sangat kecewa dan dia merasa dokter kurang kasih "angin" ke dia. Besoknya si Alex balik ke dokter itu dan berkata :" dok kok tambah parah ya... dan saya semakin nggak bisa tidur". "Wah...kalau begitu coba kamu naik ke ranjang dan saya akan periksa", kata dokter. Langsung aja si alex buka baju dan naik keranjang kesenangan. Lalu dokter periksa dia dengan cepat, namun Alex minta diperiksa lagi. "Dok yang di dada dan perut belum periksa dan minta disuntik ya dok...!" sambil membuka celananya. "Ngga..nggak usah disuntik, nanti saya tambahkan dosis vitamin dan obat tidurnya." "Wah dokternya agak kurang kasih "lampu hijau" lagi nih...kurang asem...terpaksa deh gue pakai jurus terakhir gue" kata Alex. Besokannya Alex datang lagi kerumah dokter itu. Alex : " Dok..saya mau jujur aja deh ke dokter...eh..eh..sebe..nar..nya saya Ambien dok...(penyakit pada lubang pantat)" Dokter :" oh..ya kalo begitu coba kamu buka celana kamu dan nungging diatas ranjang ya..." Wah...Alex kesenangan abis, langsung aja! dia naik ke ranjang sambil menahan sakit (seakan-akan benaran sih Alex sakit Ambien) Si dokter ambil senter dan pakai sarung tangan untuk melihat lubang pantatnya si Alex. Dokter : "Wah..ada apa tuh di pantat kamu kok ...ada yang merah2, panjang dan berduri-duri..ih..h..." Alex :" Oh..ya dok..tuuuooollong dikeluarin dooonk dok...." Dokter :" Saya tarik ya... kalo sakit bilang ya...." Alex :"Aduh.....e.naaa..k....ehhh....sakit deng......." Dokter itupun langsung tarik ...wuuuuuusssss , ternyata setangkai bunga mawar merah !!! Dokter :" HAAAAHHHHHHHH.... !!! : = (((( Alex : " Eih....hi..hi.. itu buat dokter..." Dokter : #!!!!!!!! *** source: Daily Jokes Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger Co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!" === The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart." === The teacher wrote "Like I ain't had no fun in months" on the board and then she said, "Johnny, how should I correct that?" Johnny replied, "Maybe get a new boyfriend?" *** source: Armansyah Abunawas dikasih assignment dari Sultan Baghdad membuat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf 'J'. Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita: Jeng Juleha janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng Juleha jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya: jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!" Juleha jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan. Jariknya jatuh, Juleha jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juleha jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..." Juleha jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga. Juleha jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juleha janda judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juleha janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack. Johny justru jadi jelous Juleha jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget. "Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya johny. Jakunnya jadi jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juleha. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab Juleha. Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil jerawatnya Juleha. Juleha jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil, jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal Johny, Jebreeet..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi Jontor juga jendol... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin Juleha...!" jerit Jack... Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji... Johnny jera..." jawab Johny. Juni, Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajanan jejer Juleha. Jhony jadi jongosnya Jack-Juleha, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny "jolly-jolly jumper." Jumpalagi, jek...!!! jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!! jusah...!!! *** End of Jokes *** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Online Tbk Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
