HEATHER AND KEVIN
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs !
up,
knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says?
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!"
GRANDMA
The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old
woman for most of her life, finally retired. The new
doctor told her, he wanted to meet all his new patients
& to bring a list of all the medicines that had been
prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking
through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she
has a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are
BIRTH CONTROL pills!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I don't know what the old doctor told
you but I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in
these pills that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me,
it helps me sleep at night!"
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