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On 2/10/07 3:56 PM, "Pedro Martinez" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Darknet is a next generation black-hat data transport > protocol. This is an RFC Proposal. > > > > ______________________________________________________________________________ > ______ > Sucker-punch spam with award-winning protection. > Try the free Yahoo! Mail Beta. > http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/mailbeta/features_spam.html > > > > Network Working Group J. Evers > Internet-Draft Bantown Consulting, Inc. > Intended status: Standards Track November 2006 > Expires: May 5, 2007 > > > A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams Using the Negro > darknet.txt > > Status of this Memo > > This document is an Internet-Draft and is NOT offered in accordance > with Section 10 of RFC 2026, and the author does not provide the IETF > with any rights other than to publish as an Internet-Draft. > > Internet-Drafts are working documents of the Internet Engineering > Task Force (IETF), its areas, and its working groups. Note that > other groups may also distribute working documents as Internet- > Drafts. > > Internet-Drafts are draft documents valid for a maximum of six months > and may be updated, replaced, or obsoleted by other documents at any > time. It is inappropriate to use Internet-Drafts as reference > material or to cite them other than as "work in progress." > > The list of current Internet-Drafts can be accessed at > http://www.ietf.org/ietf/1id-abstracts.txt. > > The list of Internet-Draft Shadow Directories can be accessed at > http://www.ietf.org/shadow.html. > > This Internet-Draft will expire on May 5, 2007. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 1] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > Abstract > > This document presents a novel new technique for the transmission of > IP Datagrams using the dark-skinned Negroid race as a physical-layer > transport. > > > Table of Contents > > 1. Background . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 2. Frame Encoding and Transmission . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 2.1. Encryption and Encapsulation . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 2.2. Ready to Send . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 2.3. Transmission . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 2.4. Decoding . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 3. Technical Notes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 3.1. TTL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 3.2. NAT Traversal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 4. Security Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > 5. Normative References . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho > Author's Address . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 2] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > 1. Background > > Since nearly the discovery of the dark-skinned Negroid race [Negro], > the white man has found this race to be incalculably useful in many > commercial endeavors from cotton picking to producing "hip" and > "urban" music. It has come to the attention of the Authors that the > time may be ripe to introduce a viable new system of transmitting > Internet Protocol Datagrams using this hardy and industrious race of > dark-skinned commodity. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 3] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > 2. Frame Encoding and Transmission > > Sending a Datagram using a Negro is a complicated business, and it > may place considerable strain on systems not accustomed to dealing > with large amounts of Negroes, particularly at institutions of higher > education, polite society and Libraries. There are multiple steps > which must be taken to encode and prepare the Datagram for > transmission, which are as follows. > > 2.1. Encryption and Encapsulation > > Firstly, to prepare the IP Datagram for transmission, it must be > encoded so as to provide end-to-end encryption of the contents of the > data. To encode the datagram, simply have it bound into a story- > book. This simple transformation will leave the Negro clueless as to > its contents, and it will be disinclined to scan its pages as Negroes > have a well-known natural dislike for books. While the authors > acknowledge that the book-binding time increases the latency of > transmission, they contend that it is necessary to provide the > highest level of security and it necessary to fully utilize all > aspects of the Negroid, much as the Red-man once utilized all the > parts of the Buffalo and White man. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 4] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > The Negro, baffled by the bound novel > > ___ ___ ___ > |__ \|__ \|__ \ > ) | ) | ) | > / / / / / / > |_| |_| |_| > (_) (_) (_) > > --------- > ///#########\\\ > /##########00###\ > /###########00####\ > /###################| > |#####################| > |#####################| > |##############00000000 > |#############00 00 > |############0000000000 > \#################/ > \###############/ ---\ > \\\#########/// ----- \ > --------- ---- \ > | \ \ > | \ \ > | ----\ BOOK \ > +----- \ \ > | \ \ > | ---\ \\ > | ------ \ --- > +--- \ --- > | \ --- > | --- > | > | > | > /\ > / \ > / \ > / \ > / \ > / \ > / \ > > > The primitive brain cannot understand the contents of the encrypted > Datagram. > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 5] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > Figure 1 > > 2.2. Ready to Send > > Once the bound volume is produced, a Negro must be found to entrust > with the volume. There are many ways of attracting Negroes, some > common mechanisms are: announcing that "welfare checks" are ready, > purveying crack cocaine, playing "hip" and "urban music" or laying > out fried chicken. Once you have attracted the Negroes attention, > promise him a fortified wine if he simply delivers the volume to the > desired location. > > 2.3. Transmission > > Once the Negro has been entrusted with the volume containing the > Datagram, it must be sent on its with, ideally with a watermelon to > fortify its strength. It may be noted that the transmission time can > vary greatly due to variables intrinsic to the Negro such as loose > pants inhibiting movement, drunkenness, crack cocaine, parole > officers or parenthood. > > Simply point the Negro in the direction you wish it to travel, inform > it that its destination is the nearest welfare office, hand it a > watermelon for optimization and send it on its way. > > 2.4. Decoding > > To decode the Datagram, simple remove the book from the Negro and > transfer the contents of its pages into the computer by whatever > means deemed advisable. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 6] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > 3. Technical Notes > > 3.1. TTL > > A generally reasonable TTL value for the Negro is approx. 30 years, > give or take a few due to a number of factors such as propensity > towards menthol cigarettes, crack cocaine consumption and gang > affiliations. > > 3.2. NAT Traversal > > One advantage of using the Negro as a physical-link layer is that it > contains built-in support for NAT traversal for higher-level layer > protocols. As is well-known, the Negro has a natural talent for > criminal sub-human acts such as breaking and entering, which is a > useful option that can be set with the JUVIE flag. This will enable > the Negro to bypass whatever routing mechanisms may be in place and > deliver the Datagram to its destination no matter what NAT is in > place. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 7] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > 4. Security Considerations > > It is worth noting that the Negro's baser instincts can overwhelm it > at times, provoking erratic behavior that can lead to a loss of data. > Some examples of this would be selling the book to pay for its baby's > momma's garments, burning the volume for warmth or trying to smoke > the volume. If there is an error in transmission the process must be > repeated. Errors in transmission are easy to detect because the > Negro will invariably arrive at what it believes the welfare center, > and it will become quite obvious that the volume was lost in > transmission. The downside is that the Negro may forego appearing at > the destination until the first of the month, creating a possible > latency of up to a month. > > Also consideration should be given to what is called the "Negro-in- > the-middle" attack. This may be avoided using techniques described > in RFC3069 ("A Description of Negro Error Correction - The Prison > System"). > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evers Expires May 5, 2007 [Page 8] > > Internet-Draft DarkNet November 2006 > > > 5. Normative References > > [Negro] Encyclopedia Dramatica, "Negro Encyclopedia Entry", > <http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Nigger_manual>. > _______________________________________________ > Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. > Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html > Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/