A truly twisted sense of humor. Thank you.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Evol would like to share empirical data gained today. Evol believes this make internet community much happy, and make the Mr. Peter not regulate. So what happened? Evol explains:
Target: ------ -Firewall -McDonald's guard
Materials: --------- -(1) Evol -(1) Shoes -(1) Shirt -(1) Computer -(1) Internet connection -(1) Firewalled host
Procedure: --------- For each target, undergo the following steps:
1.) Enumerate an acceptable entrance policy. 2.) Attempt to enter while following entrance policy.
Data: ----- Firewall: -------- The firewall at internet host www.mcdonalds.com accepts connections to TCP/IP port 80. Rules are similar to 'DENY ALL EXCEPT TCP PORT 80' So make connection to port 80 and note results. Results: ------- Normal transaction was accepted. See results:
HTTP/1.1 400 Bad request Server: Netscape-Enterprise/4.1 Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 XX:XX:XX GMT Content-length: 147 Content-type: text/html Connection: close
Store: ----- The store at the location closest to me was chosen as a specific target. The entrance policy is: 'IF (NOT SHOES) OR (NOT SHIRT) DENY' So, evol enters store with only shoes and a shirt.
Data: ---- Evol was rejected conduction of normal buisness. No Big Mac today, get out! Then, when Evol tries to proceed anyway, cops take Evol out of McDonalds.
Conclusion: ---------- People and firewalls are different.
Thanks Internet Community, hope much hapiness for you.
-Evol
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