FUNNY JOKE: ICU ROOMMATES A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say: "Scottish." The other signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said: "Irish." This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say: "Glasgow." Again the second replied in a weedy frail voice: "Dublin." Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first man managed to again point to himself and say: "Jimmy." Replied the other: "Paddy." A few hours later, Jimmy managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly: "Cancer." Paddy responded: "Sagittarius." Funny Jokes <http://home.att.net/%7Equotations/funny.html>
