Funny Jokes - Sunday Morning
Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides
to pay a visit.
The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its
midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for
two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.
Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can
understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach
against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the
farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"
The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you
don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years!"
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