> Engineering In Hell
>
> An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
> dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
>
> So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,
>
> the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and
> starts
> designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air
> conditioning and flushing toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a
> pretty popular guy.
>
> One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
> how's it going down there in hell?"
>
> Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
> and
> flushing toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
> engineer
> is going to come up with next."
>
> God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
> should
> never have gotten down there; send him up here."
>
> Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
> keeping him."
>
> God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
>
> Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are
> YOU
> going to get a lawyer?"
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