> Hearing Mark quoting a non-attributed non-Dominusism during his bit in
> the YAPC NA 2002 movie at first left me perplex. 

There wasn't time for attributions.  However:

* "Read; Learn; Evolve" was a talk.bizarre-ism, not original to me.  

* I don't remember if I swiped "Bad Programmer!  No Cookie!" from
  someone else or not, or if so, who it might have been.

* "Premature optimization is the root of all evil" is of course from
  Donald Knuth's wonderful article on "Structured Programming with GO
  TO Statements.

* The remark about taking a crap on someone's doorstep is not original
  to me; I swiped it from an explanation of "chutzpah".  But as far as
  I know the very apt application to file locking techniques is
  original with me.

* Nat and I discussed briefly the original provenance of "You are a
  stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up."  which was another talk.bizarre
  catchphrase.  We decided that if it hadn't been coined by Greg
  Nowak, it might as well have been.

I actually recited sixty-six lines for Nat; he edited them down to
what you heard.  Mot of the ones he removed *were* original.  I don't
know if this means that I'm worse than Knuth, Nowak, etc. at coming up
with catchy sayings, or if Nat's just a loser, or what.

> But he is fully vindicated by Anatole France:

I would also suggest that these things, like books, belong not to any
individual person, but to the universe.

>   When a thing has been said and well said, have no scruple; take it
>   and copy it. Give references? Why should you? Either your readers
>   know where you have taken the passage and the precaution is
>   needless,

And, I should add, patronizing and insulting,

> or they do not know and you humiliate them.

It's funny, but I never knew it was France that said that.  I always
thought it was original to Greg Nowak.

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