Minians? I'd rather keep the mana and soul stones thanks, besides, minians
are so much trouble, having to provide all those corpses and sunlight for
them to snack on, I'd rather play with the corpses in the sun myself :D.
All the best,
Dark.
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From: "Devin Prater" <r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 9:42 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report
Well, who can blame him? One can never have too many minions… as long as
they’re controllable, that is.
Sent from my Mac.
Devin Prater
r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com
On Jun 9, 2016, at 3:37 PM, Shaun Everiss <sm.ever...@gmail.com> wrote:
You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely evil
wedding I wish I could see that.
Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be
enjoying all the guests dieing <grin>
Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like that,
maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk or maybe
added to his personal slave collection.
On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote:
From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page
Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill. Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle. Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right ear before employing
the six foot paddle. Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump. If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations. Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly. If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature. Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second. Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off. The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.
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