Hi Phil, Lol! That's a good one. Especially, the part about Dumbledore thinking of Dobby as a sometimes sexy house elf. It is sick, but a laugh all the same. Hmmm... Who is exactly his lover? Perhaps Snape? Lol!
Phil Vlasak wrote: > Games we'd like to play, > by Phil Vlasak, > Dumbledore and the Castle of Witchcraft and Wizardry > Phil jumping at the news that Dumbledore was gay, slows the voice of Sarah > down and creates a new game... > > > > There is an intruder in the most famous Wizard castle in the land. > > Late in the evening of July seven, a young female was spotted entering > Hogwwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. > > "She looked to be about eighteen." reported the Caretaker Filch to the > headmaster. > > > > Dumbledore did not want to stop his great bowling game but realized that the > girl might get into trouble. > > Dumbledore knew if Filch got his hands on her, he would string her up by > the ankles in his office. > > And while Albus often enjoyed an evening hanging up-side-down, he did not > think the girl would appreciate it. So Dumbledore put down his bowling > ball and strode over to his desk, and under a copy of Magical knitting > patterns magazine, picked up his Death Stick to confront the intruder. > > > > The Castle of Witchcraft and Wizardry game transports Albus and you into a > world of fantasy filled with secret passageways and hidden chambers. He > explores the castle searching for > the girl while cleaning up the loose magical items, confronting the creepy > creatures knowing at any minute, > disaster may strike and his current lover might decide to leave the bowling > alley. > > > So, take a trip with Albus to Hogwwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry > and pay > a visit to the ghost's Deathday party in the dungeon, pop into the kitchen > for a chat with the sometimes sexy House-Elf Dobby, > walk down to Hogsmeade for a spot of firewhisky in the Hog's Head, > try to calm down the cranky caretaker and his maniacal obsessions, , > pick up plenty of coins to buy sweets at the sweet shop, , > and finally, hold on tight as you fly on a broom trying to catch the > illusive teenage girl. > > > > > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
