hmm dark you have an interesting life <grin> I had a powerpack explode once, big boom I heard it felt wind pass my face then the stench!
>Well, it all began on one fine and sunny morning, when I recieved an E-mail >from king pixifus lord of pixies to attend his royal banquit. > >I've been a long standing member fof the royal society for the prevention of >cruelty to dragons, ----- and I'd met his pixosity at one of our meetings, >----- we'd actually had an interesting chat about how to cure scale shedding >of the American blue princess muncher breed of dragon. > >I phoned my local magic carpet service to order one to the pixy king's palace, >---- however they were absolutely and totally late. > >they claime this was because of long standing tale backs in the upper >atmosphere, ----- but I just think ginis are lazy gits by nature! > >so I walked in late, right in the middle of the pixy king's daughter singing a >rather pretty song about some goblins she'd enchanted. It completely put her >off her step, ---- and while I tried to explain, she was very put out, ---- so >much so she conjured a gremlin assassin and sent it after me. > >I was able to convince her that it had been a mistake by undertaking a long >and boring quest involving three drunken elves,a mysterious guarden, some >magic apples, ---- a small cactus and a bottle of washing up liquid which I'll >tell you about some other time, ---- but sinse it took me such a long time to >sort all this out the gremlins bombed my flat in my absense, ---- >and so my desktop exploded. > >I got a full appology from the pixies along with a huge bag of pixy gold, ---- >which I used to buy the desktop I've got now, ---- and these days I use "wrent >a witch" when I need transport, ---- brooms are slower, but witches are more >reliable. > >Btw, actually "exploded" is just a bit of exaggeration on my part, ---- my >harddrive just physically stopped working, and was no longer able to load, >---- however I much prefer the above story, ---- far more fun! > >Beware the grue! > >Dark. > > >--- >Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. >You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. >If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, >please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
