Thanks Tom.
The honest truth is, for various reasons I won't discuss, my life has been
slightly too serious over the past couple of years.
Now (thankfully), things are less serious, ---- I like to indulge in a bit
of random silliness from time to time, ---- just to remind everyone that we
are supposed to be here to have fun!
Beware the grue!
Dark.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Thomas Ward" <thomasward1...@gmail.com>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Tuesday, December 08, 2009 7:06 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Enthusiastic Entombed Query
Hi Dark,
Oh, that is so funny. Where do you come up with this stuff? That's a
keeper.
dark wrote:
Hello William.
Yes, Jason hates user feedback and comments with a burning and diabolic
passion, ---- and anyone who sends him such can expect to have a goblin
hoard show up outside their door waving sharpened fish in a vicious and
threatening manner!
Entombed beta testing was an unpleasant and horrible thing. Beta testers
were spirited from their homes at dead of night by a dozen fowl demons
which Jason had summoned to do his dark bidding.
They were then taken to a secret location somewhere undernieth the
pacific, --- where various horrible and generally nasty things happened.
I won't go into details, but lets just say I now have a perminant fear of
anchovies, toothpicks, and Diet cola!
After all these proceedings, the beta testers were forced to say only
what Jason wished saying about the game, --- -on pain of, ---- well lets
just say badgers!
Given all this, it would be absolutely unthinkable for Jason to put the
game out as a public beta, allowing anyone to game test, ---- and as for
setting up a testing mailing list for people to make suggestions and post
comments? ---- never!
Needless to say, such a list could not possibly be found at
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/entombedgame?hl=en&lnk=
Free for anyone to subscribe to, ---- and if you subscribed to such a non
existant list, ---- well you wouldn't be the least bit welcome at all!
(remember those badgers!).
Oh, and also don't believe everything you here on the audeasy list. ;D.
Hth, --- and hope this was equally amusing!
Beware the Grue!
Dark.
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