I have just 2 questions:
1 - What does this have to do with anything since it is a PERSONAL
conversation from an IM - not something that was on list at all?
2 - Why do you think we would even care?
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From: "Muhammed Deniz" <muhamme...@googlemail.com>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Cc: <entombedg...@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, March 21, 2010 8:17 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] entombed joke.
Hi guys,
This is a joke that we did with Hayden about entombed.
... ... ...what was that groan? Muhammed looked over as the spine chilling
noise hit his ears, he was nearly knocked over as a burst of fire rose up.
Then, in the cloud of fire...came Hayden! Two guardians, the elementals,
and the reflections were at his back! The battle was furious! The clangs
shook the Dungeon! But allass, Muhammed had no chance, and was severely
beating as Hayden hit him with
hayden says:
Zonby rot straight to the face! The mighty party of Muhammed was defeated!
hayden says:
the Dungeon cried as Muhammed fell, the might hero laid low by the forces
of Alessandria's once mighy kingdom
muhammed says:
Muhammed had 3 lives when he got killed. By Hayden, but he was extremely
angry. He did a flurry on one of the gardians, and he took 'em out. Then,
the 2 skellitons took out the reflections. Then, He got rid of the
elementals. The dungion was the happyest in the kingdum!
hayden says:
alass, this was not meant to be. Hayden began to chant in resonating
tones, his voice shaking the dungeon to its very foundations. Muhammed saw
a spark...
hayden says:
Then came three crystals! The vangard to their mistress, who took out
Muhammed's ca, his very essence to live
muhammed says:
A cobald triskter came out to help Muhammed, and he charmed that voice.
hayden says:
it's too late! Doyou know what a ca is?
muhammed says:
His party got back up and began getting the pest's off. Muhammed saw a
clearing. He took a huge blow to the dungion, and it fell to its pride.
hayden says:
Hayden gave amight wail of furry! The very kingdom rose! The passages
flooded! Hordes of etins, trolls, hobgoblins, goblins, and swarms of
Dungeon animals came to his defense! Muhammed had no chance...
hayden says:
he could not go on, and surrender, allowing Hayden to insinerate his
weapons
hayden says:
though I don't think you heard my earlier question,
muhammed says:
But Muhammed casted dragie on the guys! Suddenly, 9485 gobblin king's
came, 1453 ogmok's came, 4564 drake's party came, 9999999999 of the Lick's
party came and Hayden's defence chances were bad and he got killed!
hayden says:
unfortunately for Muhammed, Hayden held is very soul hostage. He
threatened to hirl it into the abyss, if Muhammed did not surrender
muhammed says:
I didn't.
hayden says:
Do you know what a Ca is?
muhammed says:
No.
hayden says:
In Egyption Mythology, the Ca was one of the parts of the soul, the other
was the Ba. The Ba's function was simply to create the spark oflife in the
soul. In other words, without one,you're simply one of the unjustified
dead
hayden says:
oops that was the Ca'sfunction, mistyped
muhammed says:
See?
hayden says:
hmmm?
hayden says:
So Muhammed, do you have Ken's games?
muhammed says:
But the dungion exploded including Hayden but Muhammed's party escaped the
dungion. Hayden cried for help, help, help! but the dungion fell to its
last soll and Hayden got his head burnt.
muhammed says:
Yes.
hayden says:
yet Hayden did not need his head. In the dead of night, Hayden sneaked
into Muhammed's city and murdered him as he slept
muhammed says:
But Muhammed played a trick on Hayden. Muhammed casted aspell, and
Hayden's city got burnet. The king and the city cheared at him, and he was
the kings men including his big party.
hayden says:
HHayden's city, however, was not the one Muhammed hadd burned. His city
was far, far away, and seeing as Muhammed lay with his heart pierced by
the Dark twin, Hayden's city prospered forever
muhammed says:
But the king was so strong, that he got rid of the hole kingdum. And the
king's party escaped out in to a home.
hayden says:
huh?
muhammed says:
Ok, end of joke.
muhammed says:
I won.
hayden says:
what kingdom? hayden did not burn any kingdom
muhammed says:
I did.
hayden says:
he returned to his own kingdom with the new king of Muhammed's realm
hostage, Thomas Ward!
ha
Contact info.
email:
muhamme...@googlemail.com
msn:
muhammed123...@hotmail.co.uk
Skype:
muhammed.deniz
Klango username.
muhammed
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