<<Well, are you a homicidal wife beater? 
No
If you're not, when did you stop this habitual action?
When I realized that she could poison me in my dinner.>>
 
 
My wife was just asking me my I always rinse my drinking cups - three times - BEFORE I use them.  Didn't want to let on that I know every wife's secret. 
 
I shoot and people wonder why I have not taught my wife to shoot. 
 
I tell them - because - I would look like swiss cheese if I taught her to shoot.
 
 

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