I invited one of my daughter's boyfriends (back in early 90's) to go target 
shooting with me. He asked if we were going to shoot clay pigeons. I said "We? 
No, I will shoot while you run frantically across the field waving your arms 
and squawking like a wild turkey". I never saw him again. :)

Randy
 
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: ke...@baldwinnc.com 
  To: Gatortalk@googlegroups.com 
  Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 2:41 PM
  Subject: [gatortalk] Re: Off Topic: Parental Bragging Rights


  For some strange reason - when boys come around my house and daughters - it 
always seems like a great time to start cleaning my guns ...

    -------- Original Message --------
    Subject: [gatortalk] Re: Off Topic: Parental Bragging Rights
    From: "Jay Cicone" <jay.cic...@raymondjames.com>
    Date: Fri, May 22, 2009 2:36 pm
    To: <Gatortalk@googlegroups.com>


    I have plenty of cutlery lying about. The other night I got home from work 
and two high school guys were in the garage with my wife and daughter Laura. 
Laura asked if I remembered their names and I shrugged my shoulders, said no, 
and went inside to change. When I returned, I told them that I did indeed 
remember their names: Dead and Next. They looked a bit perplexed. Laura asked 
if I was going to kill both of them and I responded “just one—you can kill the 
other”. These kids need to know that just because Mr. Jay is cool and a nice 
guy, he’s also a bit crazy. Works for me!


    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    She's a doll Jay - do you keep her locked up at night?

    --- On Fri, 5/22/09, Jay Cicone <jay.cic...@raymondjames.com> wrote:
    My daughter will be 16 tomorrow. She’s a sophomore. Here’s a photo from 
prom about a 3 weeks ago. Congrat’s on your son’s accomplishment!




    

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