I invited one of my daughter's boyfriends (back in early 90's) to go target shooting with me. He asked if we were going to shoot clay pigeons. I said "We? No, I will shoot while you run frantically across the field waving your arms and squawking like a wild turkey". I never saw him again. :)
Randy ----- Original Message ----- From: ke...@baldwinnc.com To: Gatortalk@googlegroups.com Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 2:41 PM Subject: [gatortalk] Re: Off Topic: Parental Bragging Rights For some strange reason - when boys come around my house and daughters - it always seems like a great time to start cleaning my guns ... -------- Original Message -------- Subject: [gatortalk] Re: Off Topic: Parental Bragging Rights From: "Jay Cicone" <jay.cic...@raymondjames.com> Date: Fri, May 22, 2009 2:36 pm To: <Gatortalk@googlegroups.com> I have plenty of cutlery lying about. The other night I got home from work and two high school guys were in the garage with my wife and daughter Laura. Laura asked if I remembered their names and I shrugged my shoulders, said no, and went inside to change. When I returned, I told them that I did indeed remember their names: Dead and Next. They looked a bit perplexed. Laura asked if I was going to kill both of them and I responded “just one—you can kill the other”. These kids need to know that just because Mr. Jay is cool and a nice guy, he’s also a bit crazy. Works for me! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ She's a doll Jay - do you keep her locked up at night? --- On Fri, 5/22/09, Jay Cicone <jay.cic...@raymondjames.com> wrote: My daughter will be 16 tomorrow. She’s a sophomore. Here’s a photo from prom about a 3 weeks ago. Congrat’s on your son’s accomplishment! --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---