Hey Randy,

I've found something here you can use!!  :-)

BTW, the inventor went to UF.  


New Exercise Machine Effective Even If Not Used


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April 6, 2010  

 
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Television commercials and infomercials are filled with exercise equipment
and diets that claim miraculous results by doing simple exercises or eating
scientifically prepared food. But one company claims that that is simply too
much work for the average American.

"All exercise machines require the owner to exert energy in order to burn
calories, and requires consistent and ongoing use. We want our customers to
enjoy their lives, not spend it on exercise machines. So we have developed
an exercise machine that does not require the owner to even use it. That's
what the American public deserves," said the developer of the Sloth Machine.

 

 

 

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