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An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to
marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage
might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it
was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about
sex?" he asked, rather hopefully. "Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she
responded.
The old guy paused .... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
