Dirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and
saw two dogs screwing in the school yard.
He jumped up and hollered, "Hey, everyone! Look at that!"
The teacher ran to the window and pulled the blind.
A little girl in the front row said, "Teacher, what was those two dogs doing?
The teacher said that the dog on top had a broken leg, and the dog on the bottom was
helping him get home
Dirty Ernie then said, "Teacher, ain't that just like life, you try to help someone
out and end up getting screwed?"
