THIS IS SUPERB......best of the lot in a long time.....
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car
when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knew, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of
Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil
started, "due to the fact that Heaven
is now overcrowded, St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven.
If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then
you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; If not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up and said, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report
on Socrates' teachings". With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to
the
Devil.
The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another
snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, "Give
me the most
complicated formula you can ever think of!"
With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it
and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his
finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward
a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on
the chair and let out a very loud fart.
Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the
seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my
asshole." The idiot went to Heaven.
