Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman
wearing a very tight sweater. She made the three priests very nervous,
so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window.
"Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg."
He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like
the change in nipples and dimes."
Mortified, he too fled.
The third priest moves to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like
the change in nickels and dimes. And, I must say,
if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates,
St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you."
