Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
"It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost that was
reported to appear only once every hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the
photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly and consented to pose for one snapshot. The happy photographer immediately took the photo and then dashed to his studio to develop the film. He couldn't believe it!! The film was underexposed and completely blank. Alas, the spirit was willing but the flash was weak!
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