the last one is the best



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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar
SWARG ban gaya...
aur main...SWARGWASI...

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

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its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI


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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Chcked 1st patient
eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a
positive side!

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs
ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a
HUSBAND.!

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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya,
dekho to
Mashook: ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin
rahne diya jaye,
main doobonga to sahara dega

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
 
 
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Lag Gayi Maya-Wati ki Waat!!!
 
 

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