Tips on how to get you mom in law happy about you After being in two relationships with two SOBS who were nothing but bloody hypocrites I would like to share the secrets of the so called MAN who is actually nothing but a worse case scenario of a EUNUCH. Men need comfort care and women are the ones to support that Men need everything they demand and women should give into it Men are superior and women are inferior Men are stronger and women are weaker ALL f******* bullshi*
Coming from one to all the men who need help out there Remember the best thing a mother likes to hear is the efficient Way she has brought up her son No matter what a SOB he would be just make her happy by telling her what she likes to hear about the way she parented her child and trust me you have her in your confidence and then you can rule the man in and out of your life (because when there is a break up between you and your guy and there are unfinished scores to settle where you could get in touch with the mother who still has the heart open to you and she will pour out the SOBS weaknesses and you will get a few things to pull up and when the patch up finally happens if it does for the good you know how to rule as queen for the rest of the time and if its for the worse then you know how to mentally mess him up-HITTING HIM RIGHT WHERE HIS FAMILY JEWELS HANG) Because all he would hear from his mother is about your goodness and only about you and she would also tell him Why he should keep listening to you? Answer: Because you are a smart intelligent woman (now this is exactly what your mom in law will tell him once you have praised her) got my point never and I mean it never ever let your mom in law know your past life no matter how close you are to her because she would snap it up in times of her need and then a game of reverse psychology with your hubby takes place thirdly remember men need care and their MOTHERS so that is what they search for in their partners in day to day aspects be it on work home or the BED treat them that way and they are your slaves forever but infront of the MOTHER in LAW show as if you have set the bird free and her son knows what he is doing because he is an independent grown up DUD (not dude) and thats the way she has brought him up ( so u can indirectly praise her again about the so called wonderful parenting she has done for him without directly telling her what a bimbo she has been in her nurturing capabilities) babes rememeber follow these tips and have a happy rocking married life in and out of bed at all times( guaranteed) because these men who are bastards need this treatment . as there is nothing better than to follow the simple rules of dominating which you women require to do FAQS ON MEN AND THEIR MINDS QUESTION: hi how do I know a man is true and not a hypocrite? ANSWER:The moment a man says I dont cry or lie = HYPOCRISY is in his nature Remember when u r dating the guy who you think is the one no matter how much u do for him yet he cribs and complains every single day = HE AINT INTO YOU HONEY HE WANTS ANOTHER WOMAN so make way and u FIND URSELF ANOTHER GUY. QUESTION: do men have emotions ? ANSWER: Remember 90% of men cry on a daily basis (literally) when they dont get what they want, places to check= bathroom or when he says leave me In my room for a moment Or I will catch up with you later please carry on So the answer would be yes they do and they bloody hide it and bring it out to their incentive in the sense when they want the transfer of power from you to him or when he wants you on bed right there right then. QUESTION: o he loves me and always will I never will leave him and that goes from his side as well? ANSWER: congratulations you seem to have found the perfect man of your dreams, Just disguise yourself as a guy and go and find out what he talks with his male friends colleagues and men he interacts with about you .. dont be too surprised if the size of your bust or the number of times you climax is a topic of discussion. QUESTION: where were you baby all this time while I roamed the earth alone? ANSWER: o thankgod a good body according to my desires and the support I have from her BANK QUESTION: why dont you come over to my place sometimes and we could meet up quite often ? ANSWER: hey check my private Idaho thats where I intend to satisfy my carnal desires And then once I fuck you up physically and then I get you mentally so then I know I have you till I can find another one QUESTION: well u know what I found you and will never let you go because I wanna marry you someday ? ANSWER: 90% bastards use this not the true lovers what it actually means is that ok you fit into the profile I am looking for in all aspects now since I have you let me satisfy my urge of my family pressure to marry .so society knows we are legally married and I being a MAN I can still fuck around with other younger ones around me And still come home at night for a hot meal and hot bed hows that for reality Babes this is the thinkng of a man 90% yet you must pray that you dont fall into their traps and you should initiate the fall into the rest of the ten percent It might sound that I am being very negative but hey this is what I know is the truth of men NO matter how cute sweet tight assed hot body types good sense of humour etc etc you want in a guy The truth is out there dont get blinded in the false appearance they put up BEWARE And be safe --- ~Sahil~ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Hey Guys, Dont say Love is for Loosers!! I have experienced it in all ways.......... I mean the way Jimmy says & am still keeping a +ve attitude towards it. I wana say that "to clap, you need to hands", so dont blame only the other side, but sumtimes its us also who make mistakes & realise it after things have really gone away! But I never kept a negative approach to life or towards Love. That is the reason God has blessed me with more happiness today with a True & loving - simple & cute - ever dying to know what I want - Partner ~ (THANKS to the Almighty) So, Jimmy Life is sweet if you add some sugar to it or it tastes bitter if you just drink it with salt or pepper!! Arz hai: ~ Zindagi dene wale ne to Zindagi bahot Haseen dee hai, Ye to Hum Insaan hi hai jo isey Samajh nahi Paatey!! ~ Cheers - SAHIL. Zeus Titan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Be positive mate. yes there r lotsa cases of infatuation and lust which get passed off as luv.And there are occasional flings with other ppl when u r in luv which may end up killing faith & a relation existing. Those r just the "rewards" for living a free life where we barter freedom to have sex for luv. If we can change it the other way ,i am sure we will soon have more optimistic mails here Amen jimmy khan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: I am sorry guys but its my personal experience and I feel its fact, I dont know but I have seen that when we got young we start to find the love when we found love there is no faith .as per me there is no bird by name of love people calls love that is need and every one use you according to that. they leaves you when need is over but what you get in end of story ? You loose every thing therefore loves is for loser. Jimmy Khan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I meant *that* in the last two lines of my rant. On 8/19/05, beejay uncle <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: hi, but the ambiguity must end in order to have a more meaningful future for both- so called freinds. bj Believe me, I tell you what I feel. 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