Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate : I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering
from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard
of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into
it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was
getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him
'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will
never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly
speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a
Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.
Interviewer : ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your
engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know ,
these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments..It is
difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took
4 + 2 = 7 years.
Interviewer : But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep
this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect
exams a lot. I think they ! should ban it.
Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no.. I am talking about Exams!!
Interviewer : Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would
complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job
for me in BEST(Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative .
Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate : he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was
so much of pain!!
Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you
worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform
. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see
I have experience of different platforms ! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in
Mumbai)
Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German,
French, Russian and many other languages.
Interviewer : Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version
than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!
Interviewer : Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate : Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our
ministers and MPs use in assembly .
Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is - most of th! e times they
are in pipeline!
Interviewer : Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate : Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining
BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another
software like Windows.
Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate : No, but I gues! s it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel.
I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use
speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers '
, 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncon trol','deadlines' , 'Customer
Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my
mistakes!
Interviewer : What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should ! at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have
deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and
jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest wednesday off also, so as to avoid
breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term pre! ferably 1-2
months) assignments. Personally I prefer US,Australia and Europe. But
considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007,I don't
mind going there in that period . As you can see I am modest and don't have
many expectations. So can I assume my selection?
Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization.
In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS ..:-)) We
look forward to working with you..:-))
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