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Saturday, February 11, 2006 Gay penguin pride (aka "Brokeback Penguin")by Jeremy Weidenhof BREMERHAVEN, GERMANY - Shy Swedish female penguins sent to seduce "homosexual" male Humboldt penguins in a German zoo have failed to break up any of the male-male twosomes, officials said Wednesday. Sadly, these "bird nerds" suffer from a shortage of female penguins at the German zoo, and in their loneliness resort to geology with their male friends. At Bremerhaven, the birds, which find new mates every year, form all-male pairs and adopt pebbles as if they were eggs. Part of the problem seems to be gender confusion, which is not limited to the endangered birds themselves. Penguin family planning is difficult, because zoologists have difficulty telling the difference between a male and a female, and zoo broods often become lop-sided. Of course all of this gender manipulation by oppressive society has not gone unnoticed in the human world. Last year, homosexual militants bombarded the zoo on Germany's North Sea coast with e-mails and protest letters, charging that it was interfering in the penguins' freedom of sexual orientation. Fortunately a "sexpert" has been called in to defuse the situation and get the penguins back on the breeding track. Allll riiiight. Permalink <http://lonestartimes.com/2006/02/11/gay-penguin-pride/> | Email This 5 Responses to "Gay penguin pride (aka "Brokeback Penguin")" 1. Songbird <http://txsongbird.blogspot.com/> Says: February 11th, 2006 at 12:53 pm First panda sex, then rhino-cology, and now gay penguins. I see a rather disturbing trend beginning here, Jeremy… ;-> (Brings a whole new meaning to the "Stuffed Penguins" Google Ad in the right-hand column for this post.) 2. gregg aka"T-Bone" <http:///> Says: February 11th, 2006 at 1:17 pm Q.What did the gay cowboy penguin say to the other gay cowboy penguin? A.I just cant quit you. 3. squawkbox <http://squawkboxnoise.wordpress.com/> Says: February 11th, 2006 at 2:21 pm Can you say " Pullet-zer <http://www.mummila.net/kuvat/doh.png>" prize for this story? 4. Maltboy! Says: February 11th, 2006 at 4:26 pm Maybe the little fellers were just homesick for the "South Pole". 5. gregg aka"T-Bone" <http:///> Says: February 11th, 2006 at 7:53 pm A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off,the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and,being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.Having no hands,he makes real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream,he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says,"It looks like you´ve blown a seal." "No,no" the penguin replies,"it's just ice cream." Leave a Reply Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info ========================== This message was posted to the gay_bombay Yahoo! Group. Responses to messages (by clicking "Reply") will also be posted on the eGroup and sent to all members. If you'd like to respond privately to the author of any message then please compose and send a new email message to the author's email address. Post:- gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Archives are at http://www.mail-archive.com/gay_bombay%40yahoogroups.com/maillist.html Classifieds for personal advertisements are back on www.gaybombay.info site. Please exercise restraint in the language of your personal advertisement. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
