who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a
menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just
bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it
and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile
and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table
and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and
takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the
kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her
what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty
fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to
the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says,
"That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with
broccoli.
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks maybe the
blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the
next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The
blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him
coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this
fork around your crotch before I take it to the blind man." Mary
complies and hands her husband the fork back.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I
already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and
says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here"
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