A woman dies and goes to heaven. She is horrified to see another woman
screaming in pain as St. Peter drills holes into her shoulders to fasten the
wings.Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head
to fasten the halo.
"Screw You!" she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to the other place."
"You don't want to go there," he replies. "They'll rape and sodomize you down
there."
"I don't care" she answers. "At least I already have the holes for that!"
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