The Wonderful Cure!
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A WOMAN comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband: Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years? Well,they're gone.
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies: "Margie referred me to a hypnotist He told me to stand in
front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do
not have a headache."I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all
gone."
The husband replies: "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says: "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he
can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home,
rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He
puts her on the bed and says: "Don't move. I'll be right back." He goes into the
bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes
passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says: "Boy that was wonderful!"
The husband says: "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the
bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.The wife
sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says: "Don't move, I'll be
right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife
quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the
mirror saying:
"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"
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